the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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emergency contact —

[realists]

When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I want to fuck.

[ that was NOT for cassian and yet, here we are ]

[evasives]

[ cassian stares at his phone for a very long minute, trying to pretend the feeling churning in his gut isn't dread. ]

[ it's fine, it's cool, he and jyn are broken up! clearly she feels fine enough to text him about people she wants to fuck now! that's where they're at!! cool cool cool! ]

Are you converting or being blasphemous?

[realists]

I mean neither but the text is there: long hair, beard, women and men fall at his feet. IT LINES UP.

[evasives]

I do not think you are supposed to want to fuck Jesus.

[realists]

Why not? Son of god isn't good enough to shag? Mary Magdalene totally wanted to and I see where she is coming from.

[evasives]

Catholic guilt?

fútbol —

[realists]

It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?

[evasives]

You are English, in England?

[realists]

Correct?

[evasives]

Why are you watching?

[realists]

I've been watching parliamentary hearings since I was 8 but they're boring, the Americans are wild

[evasives]

That is what does it for you?

royals —

[realists]

[ late november, a week or so before her 22nd birthday ]

My uni is livestreaming the fencing semifinals.

[ IF!! he wants a link??? they've been texting semi-regularly for a year now but she is still very ??? when it comes to sharing her interests. even fencing, which is her Main Collegiate Interest. ]

[evasives]

[ they've talked about this! vaguely! jyn had brought up the fencing semifinals and he'd garnered she was very excited to compete, though he is assuming they're, like, tomorrow or maybe in a few days. ]

Those start soon, right? Do you have a link?

[ why ELSE would she bring it up! yes he is interested. ]

[realists]

[ she sends him the link immediately. ]

25 minutes

[evasives]

Cutting it very close there.

[realists]

I forgot

[ liar ]

[evasives]

I find it unlikely you forgot about the competition you are part of.

homecoming —

[evasives]

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slmksdjf 🐳🐋

🐳🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋

kjhvb 🐋

[realists]

[ oh no ]

Hola ballenacita!

I miss you so much, my little hurricane!

[evasives]

🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋

🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋

🐋

[evasives]

I read her your message and she obviously told you all about the whales but it also translates into: HOLA MAMA

Capslock because she yelled it

[realists]

[ sobs into her hands bc mama never gets old ]

I wish you were here

[evasives]

Me too

But it is almost time for you to come home again.

[realists]

Not soon enough