the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[evasives]

Is that what having siblings is like?

[realists]

Pretty much. I would throw him out a fucking window but if anyone touched a hair on his head I would murder them

Only I'm allowed

[evasives]

I am only a little surprised by the lack of broken windows so far.

[realists]

It's only because he's renting

[ and jyn is (was, pre-quarantine, at least) crashing in his closet of a guest bedroom ]

[evasives]

It would probably wipe out the security deposit.

[realists]

And he'd make me pay for it

[evasives]

Considering you are the one who threw him.

[realists]

No one will be able to prove it

[evasives]

You admitted it to me already

[realists]

Are you going to sell me out elskede?

Thats ice cold

[evasives]

[ she called him elskede. it rolls over his stomach. maybe he can just! ignore it! ]

Depends on the circumstances.

[realists]

OFC you evade

[evasives]

🤐

[realists]

Lips better be sealed

[evasives]

I am very good at secrets

[realists]

Are you?

I can't think of anything you need to keep secret.

Except my fratricide

[evasives]

I can't just tell you secrets. That is not how secrets work.

[realists]

Don't be a silly goose we don't have secrets

[ didn't ]

[evasives]

[ she kept her feelings secret!! time to deflect. ]

We work for NASA that is full of secrets.

[realists]

I touch the alien space rocks, Andor, I have top secret clearance

[evasives]

The numbers change all the time

[realists]

ALIEN SPACE ROCKS

[ another reason she can't work from home effectively, if she weren't on medical leave. jyn needs her precious rocks. ]

[evasives]

I know by technical definition moon rocks are alien rocks but they are just moon rocks.

[ is this an old teasing argument he's had with her 1000 times? yes. it's fun to get her going about her space rocks. ]

[realists]

Lunar and martian rocks are incredibly important to scientific study!

[evasives]

I never said otherwise