the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[realists]

Wish it wasn't.

[evasives]

It's the Thai kind, not Bodhi's recipe. Are you sure you want more spice?

[realists]

Yes but I'll probably regret it

[evasives]

I will just make it a little hotter than you usually like.

[realists]

[ something something i know how you can make it hotter ]

I daydream about eating Bodhi's curry that is hotter than shirtless Jafar

[evasives]

[ it doesn't count as a proposition when it's internal monologue jyn. ]

You are fixated on him.

That's why we secretly build up your tolerance and surprise him one day.

[ not going to mention that... was something they were already doing. Before. ]

[realists]

Stupid spleen delayed that

[evasives]

Maybe you can handle it better without your spleen.

[realists]

Maybe a test for a day with no pain pills

[evasives]

Yes, something to test when you are off them completely.

[realists]

The dream

[evasives]

It will happen one day.

[realists]

I wish one day was not so far away

[evasives]

If you keep following all the rules it will come sooner rather than later.

[realists]

I've been trying!

[ not to the letter though because she is tired ]

[evasives]

I know. I am saying keep it up.

[realists]

Yeah well

You of all people know I suck at the follow through

[evasives]

You are not doing bad with this.

[realists]

I'll take your word for it. Can I have the dog back?

[evasives]

She is currently begging for scraps. Not sure I can break her away from that.

[realists]

Betrayed

[evasives]

She will live. It's too spicy for her tonight.

[realists]

Zapata! Come to Mama!

[ the dog ignores her, wagging her tail at cassian. ]

She isn't coming, is she?

[evasives]

Her ears perked very briefly. But she has one thing on her mind.

[realists]

It's okay, I can cheat.

[ she shakes a container of cheese balls which sounds exactly like zapata's treat container. ]

Come'ere mija!