the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[evasives]

[ you know what, jyn could use the cuddles, and cassian could use the space to cook, so maybe he will not lure his dog back just yet. ]

The speedy tail wag will have to substitute. She is whiny enough as it is, imagine if she could purr too.

[realists]

I would like it. Rumbly space heater.

[evasives]

Loud space heater.

[realists]

You snore and that never bothered me

[evasives]

Not always! [ just when he is very deeply and comfortably asleep. ]

Zapata would be louder.

[realists]

You're so loud when you're drunk

[ loudly: ]

It's cute!

[evasives]

That is different.

[ first she says she still wants to fuck him and now she says he is cute and he doesn't know how to REACT to any of this!! ]

[ so maybe he won't?? except send an emoji back. ]

😴

[realists]

Did I ever show you that video where you were so loud you woke yourself up?

[evasives]

Like three times. You were mad I was not hungover each time.