the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[realists]

I think you vastly underestimate how much I think about you, Cassian.

[evasives]

It is only two more weeks!

[realists]

Yeah and a vibrator has to do a lot more work to get me off than your fingers so.

[evasives]

I will make it up to you. How often are you using it exactly?

[realists]

Twice a day, at least.

[evasives]

That seems excessive.

[realists]

Period is coming, I get more antsy.

[evasives]

When do you return to your regularly scheduled sessions?

[realists]

Post period

[evasives]

😂😂😂

You are ridiculous.