the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

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God you are such a baby Bodhi. If you think I'm still a virgin you and Cassian's rude uncle are in for a rude awakeni g

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[ he is SUFFERING. ]

You mean

My rude uncle

[realists]

Cassian's rude uncle

[evasives]

Yes

Mine

He is my rude tio Juan Rafael

[realists]

What

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He is the uncle I hate speaking to

Not Bodhi's

Bodhi does not have an uncle

[realists]

But Bodhi is who I was texting

[evasives]

No

Check again

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[ AH ]

I stand by what I said about Jesus

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Jesus does not seem like the most important factor here

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It is now that I know I have been texting a recovering Catholic this whole time

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I literally cannot care less about Jesus

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Was today arm day?

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Yes?

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Ha I was right about the temple whipping

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They do not have whips at the gym.

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They have those thingys

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You do not hit people with them

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But you could

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If I want to get banned from the gym

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Then you could work out here

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I do sometimes

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[ why??? is she??? not a witness to this??? ]

A+

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Thanks???

[realists]

De nada