the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[evasives]

It is major surgery. What did you expect? I am fairly certain they told you.

The ropes?

[ he really hopes she means the thingy from before and not the thingy as in sex. ]

[realists]

They could have been more dramatic so I would have understood how bad it was going to be.

Yes the ropes. I don't call climbing Jesus like the Tower of Babel a thingy.

[evasives]

They are doctors, dramatic is not their thing no matter how many medical dramas you watch.

Battle ropes.

[ why will she not leave the jesus thing alone. ]

[realists]

Then they should have written it down.

Yes, the battle ropes. Do you know how much I want to go to the gym? Or out of the house in general. I would kill to go to the grocers

[ stupid compromised immune system ]

[evasives]

They did. It was on the fridge at your house.

Maybe we can find an empty park?

[realists]

I tried to do sit ups, it didn't work

[evasives]

You do know where your own scar is, right? Sit ups are the last thing you should attempt.

[realists]

I want my abs back

They were my best fucking quality

[evasives]

[ it's...... true. mostly. she did have excellent abs, not that he's seen her shirtless in months. ]

Your arms might argue that point.

[ she casually admitted she wanted to fuck him, he can indirectly compliment her arms. ]

[realists]

I can't get off the floor I don't think I can lift a weight either

[evasives]

There will be time after you are cleared for it.

[realists]

I'll have no muscles left, I will be a blob on this floor

[evasives]

[ if they were still dating he'd offer to do the heavy lifting for now. ]

[ but. ]

Even blobs can regain muscle mass.

[realists]

[ almost as if she read his mind: ]

Probably couldn't climb Jesus anyway

[evasives]

Not the best time for it, no.

[realists]

:(

[evasives]

Not my fault.

[realists]

TECHNICALLY NOT MINE EITHER

[evasives]

[ well he's not gonna say UM U DUMPED ME when she's high on pain pills and apparently thinking about banging him. ]

Your car was a disaster.

[realists]

Wow victim blaming

[evasives]

I know it was not your fault, but you cannot possibly think your vehicle was safe.

[realists]

It wasn't to blame for my spleen or my inability to commit to a serious relationship because of a not irrational but poorly directed fear of abandonment and non-sexual intimacy.

[ she has nothing to do while she can't work or leave the house but read and watch buzzfeed and get therapy from chirrut ]

[evasives]

[ why does she always bring it up ON HER PAIN MEDS! it would be so much easier in any other situation, which is half the reason cassian never brings it up himself on a regular day. maybe she doesn't want to. ]

We moved too fast for you.

Like the other car.

[realists]

[ because inhibitions vanish when jyn takes her pain meds and that makes her much more loquacious. ]

It wasn't too fast. PEople expected so much of us and I freaked out.

[evasives]

I am sorry if I added to it. For the record.