the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

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The dreaded netflix and deflower his precious nephew.

[evasives]

His concern for that would have been a little too late.

[realists]

As far as he is concerned that is absolutely the first time we netflixed and chilled.

[evasives]

I am pretty sure he always believed he stopped it and never realized he came about five minutes too late for that.

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I promise I'll never tell him about Lucy. RIP ur virginity

[ enjoy her soft giggling before she calls out: ]

Incoming!

[ and the guest bedroom door opens for zapata to scamper out, fur matted up on one side where she was laying next to jyn ]

[evasives]

[ the dog makes an immediate beeline for him on the couch and then cassian has an armful of fluff in the wake of jyn's laughter. ]

I think Martin would be the bigger scandal.

[realists]

[ a bark of laughter from the girl not the dog ]

God can you imagine

[evasives]

He met Martin once and thought he was a very nice young man.

Absolutely no idea.

[realists]

He was a very nice young man.

I guess very nice older man for me

[evasives]

He was not that much older than you. We were roughly the same age.

[realists]

You're roughly 5 years older than me so you are also a nice older man.

[evasives]

Bodhi probably has something to say about that.

[realists]

He literally introduced us

He can't say shit

[evasives]

It never stopped him before

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Well I haven't been listening so

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Is that what having siblings is like?

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Pretty much. I would throw him out a fucking window but if anyone touched a hair on his head I would murder them

Only I'm allowed

[evasives]

I am only a little surprised by the lack of broken windows so far.

[realists]

It's only because he's renting

[ and jyn is (was, pre-quarantine, at least) crashing in his closet of a guest bedroom ]

[evasives]

It would probably wipe out the security deposit.

[realists]

And he'd make me pay for it

[evasives]

Considering you are the one who threw him.

[realists]

No one will be able to prove it

[evasives]

You admitted it to me already

[realists]

Are you going to sell me out elskede?

Thats ice cold