the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

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I tried to do sit ups, it didn't work

[evasives]

You do know where your own scar is, right? Sit ups are the last thing you should attempt.

[realists]

I want my abs back

They were my best fucking quality

[evasives]

[ it's...... true. mostly. she did have excellent abs, not that he's seen her shirtless in months. ]

Your arms might argue that point.

[ she casually admitted she wanted to fuck him, he can indirectly compliment her arms. ]

[realists]

I can't get off the floor I don't think I can lift a weight either

[evasives]

There will be time after you are cleared for it.

[realists]

I'll have no muscles left, I will be a blob on this floor

[evasives]

[ if they were still dating he'd offer to do the heavy lifting for now. ]

[ but. ]

Even blobs can regain muscle mass.

[realists]

[ almost as if she read his mind: ]

Probably couldn't climb Jesus anyway

[evasives]

Not the best time for it, no.

[realists]

:(

[evasives]

Not my fault.

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TECHNICALLY NOT MINE EITHER

[evasives]

[ well he's not gonna say UM U DUMPED ME when she's high on pain pills and apparently thinking about banging him. ]

Your car was a disaster.

[realists]

Wow victim blaming

[evasives]

I know it was not your fault, but you cannot possibly think your vehicle was safe.

[realists]

It wasn't to blame for my spleen or my inability to commit to a serious relationship because of a not irrational but poorly directed fear of abandonment and non-sexual intimacy.

[ she has nothing to do while she can't work or leave the house but read and watch buzzfeed and get therapy from chirrut ]

[evasives]

[ why does she always bring it up ON HER PAIN MEDS! it would be so much easier in any other situation, which is half the reason cassian never brings it up himself on a regular day. maybe she doesn't want to. ]

We moved too fast for you.

Like the other car.

[realists]

[ because inhibitions vanish when jyn takes her pain meds and that makes her much more loquacious. ]

It wasn't too fast. PEople expected so much of us and I freaked out.

[evasives]

I am sorry if I added to it. For the record.

[realists]

You didn't

This fuck up was all me, as per usual.

[evasives]

I always figured I did something to set it off. I knew this was difficult for you.

[realists]

No.

You were always good and supportive, I'm just a fucking selfish mess all the tim

[evasives]

No. Not all the time. You are not selfish. Just... scared.

[realists]

90% of the time I was rounding up