the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[evasives]

He is just caught up in the Catholicism and the time he walked in on us in our underwear on the couch.

And he is still not allowed to come inside yet anyway. He knows that.

[realists]

I mean one of us was in their underwear.

[ one of them was hastily wrapped in a blanket ]

[evasives]

As far as he was concerned it was both of us. And netflix was on.

[realists]

The dreaded netflix and deflower his precious nephew.

[evasives]

His concern for that would have been a little too late.

[realists]

As far as he is concerned that is absolutely the first time we netflixed and chilled.

[evasives]

I am pretty sure he always believed he stopped it and never realized he came about five minutes too late for that.

[realists]

I promise I'll never tell him about Lucy. RIP ur virginity

[ enjoy her soft giggling before she calls out: ]

Incoming!

[ and the guest bedroom door opens for zapata to scamper out, fur matted up on one side where she was laying next to jyn ]

[evasives]

[ the dog makes an immediate beeline for him on the couch and then cassian has an armful of fluff in the wake of jyn's laughter. ]

I think Martin would be the bigger scandal.

[realists]

[ a bark of laughter from the girl not the dog ]

God can you imagine

[evasives]

He met Martin once and thought he was a very nice young man.

Absolutely no idea.

[realists]

He was a very nice young man.

I guess very nice older man for me

[evasives]

He was not that much older than you. We were roughly the same age.

[realists]

You're roughly 5 years older than me so you are also a nice older man.

[evasives]

Bodhi probably has something to say about that.

[realists]

He literally introduced us

He can't say shit

[evasives]

It never stopped him before

[realists]

Well I haven't been listening so

[evasives]

Is that what having siblings is like?

[realists]

Pretty much. I would throw him out a fucking window but if anyone touched a hair on his head I would murder them

Only I'm allowed

[evasives]

I am only a little surprised by the lack of broken windows so far.

[realists]

It's only because he's renting

[ and jyn is (was, pre-quarantine, at least) crashing in his closet of a guest bedroom ]

[evasives]

It would probably wipe out the security deposit.

[realists]

And he'd make me pay for it

[evasives]

Considering you are the one who threw him.