the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

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It is now that I know I have been texting a recovering Catholic this whole time

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I literally cannot care less about Jesus

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Was today arm day?

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Yes?

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Ha I was right about the temple whipping

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They do not have whips at the gym.

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They have those thingys

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You do not hit people with them

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But you could

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If I want to get banned from the gym

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Then you could work out here

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I do sometimes

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[ why??? is she??? not a witness to this??? ]

A+

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Thanks???

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De nada

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How is this not weird for you?

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I already said it, I can't walk it back now

Plus I took pain pill

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The strong one?

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Si

I'm watching Buzzfeed Unsolved on the floor

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[ ok so maybe..... the pain pill is putting ideas in her head? maybe she doesn't exactly mean it?? ]

Which one?

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Your fave

[ she can't spell it ]

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Isdal woman?

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Si

Spy lady

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Why from the floor?

[ she lives for burrowing into blankets and pillows. ]

[realists]

My legs got all wobbly so I sat down and now I live here.

They never said I would be so weak after everything. I want to do the thingy.

[ the ropes, she means, ignoring that they absolutely told her she could be weaks for months and months after the accident. ]