the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[evasives]

He sounds very hateable all around.

You are in the semifinals, I think that means you stand a good chance of winning yourself.

[realists]

It's not false modesty, Louisa is just that good. If I win over her I will piss myself.

[evasives]

I will just have to watch and see for myself.

[realists]

If I literally pee my pants please don't be recording

[evasives]

I'll only record your medal ceremony. Are they medals?