the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

[realists]

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[evasives]

I read her your message and she obviously told you all about the whales but it also translates into: HOLA MAMA

Capslock because she yelled it

[realists]

[ sobs into her hands bc mama never gets old ]

I wish you were here

[evasives]

Me too

But it is almost time for you to come home again.

[realists]

Not soon enough

[evasives]

🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋

🐋🐋🐋🐋

jksdf 🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋🐋
🐋🐋

[evasives]

I have made the executive decision to pick you up myself this time

[realists]

Well I wouldn't think you'd let Sofia drive

You'll have to break that to Bodhi

[evasives]

She cannot even drive the roomba

I already did. The deal was you have to get brunch with him the next day. He specified brunch, lo siento.

[realists]

wtf Cassian

I ahte brunch it lasts FOREVER If I wanted brunch I would be a gay man or a straight woman!

[evasives]

He missed you! It would probably be the same amount of time hanging out with him for regular lunch with Bodhi.

And this way I get to monopolize your entire evening myself. Consider brunch, for my sake.

[realists]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[ the h's go on for so long it becomes an entire wall of ugh ]

[evasives]

And here I thought you may have loved me more than you hate brunch.

[realists]

I do

Doesn't mean I will be happy about it when I can't get instant Andor comfort right now

[evasives]

You will get Andor comfort immediately upon landing.