the first thing a person is supposed to do in an emergency is send a text message

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Comments

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They exist now.

Are you basing this all off the movie?

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No I read the Bible once so I could argue with Cassian's rude uncle

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Since when do you know another Cassian?

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I don't?

What Jesus did you think I was talking about? He came home from the gym, guns out, looking like he whipped a temple, and I swear to actual Jesus I would have fucked him on the kitchen floor.

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[ well. ]

[ okay! ]

[ like the initial text he stares at it for a long while, because if he is reading this correctly, he is the jesus she wants to fuck. he came home from the gym barely half an hour ago. she wants to fuck him, and she doesn't seem to realize she is texting him. ]

[ help. ]

?????????????????????

[ nailed it. ]

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God you are such a baby Bodhi. If you think I'm still a virgin you and Cassian's rude uncle are in for a rude awakeni g

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[ he is SUFFERING. ]

You mean

My rude uncle

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Cassian's rude uncle

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Yes

Mine

He is my rude tio Juan Rafael

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What

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He is the uncle I hate speaking to

Not Bodhi's

Bodhi does not have an uncle

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But Bodhi is who I was texting

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No

Check again

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[ AH ]

I stand by what I said about Jesus

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Jesus does not seem like the most important factor here

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It is now that I know I have been texting a recovering Catholic this whole time

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I literally cannot care less about Jesus

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Was today arm day?

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Yes?

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Ha I was right about the temple whipping

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They do not have whips at the gym.

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They have those thingys

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You do not hit people with them

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But you could

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If I want to get banned from the gym