"Yes, I'm willing to touch that disgusting, sticky mess just to get your dick inside me faster because you're definitely stalling now."

She snatches it right out of his hands, ripping it open and making the most disgusted face once she actually touches it. She really, really hates the feel of it all slick and sticky against her fingers but because of that she makes quick work of grabbing his dick and sliding the condom on just like it's a banana.

"Okay, let's go. Get in me." Really laying on the romance here, she wipes her hand on his chest.