"Happy mum, happy baby," Jyn parrots what every single parenting book says in the most patronizing fashion. She sets her beer aside, sets her food aside, crawls over Mateo and right into Cassian's lap, leaving one hand out to steady their infant son just in case he startles himself right off the couch.

"He doesn't know what I'm saying. This is how he got here anyway. Come on, Cassian, play with me." She leans in to kiss his neck, even as Mateo manages to get her finger back in his mouth, gnawing on it happily while his mother tries to seduce his father.